Fleece Sherpa Blanket — "If You Need Me I'll Be Under This Blanket Looking for Dead People" Cozy Holiday Throw
For the genealogist who says “just one more record” and suddenly realizes it's midnight. 🔎🌳
This cozy genealogy-themed blanket features the wonderfully relatable caption:
“If You Need Me, I’ll Be Under This Blanket Looking for Dead People.”
The richly detailed artwork creates the ultimate family-history research hideaway, complete with a laptop displaying a family tree, antique maps and records, magnifying glass, notebooks, steaming drink, vintage books, cozy slippers, sleeping dog and cat, snowy window, glowing fireplace, and festive greenery.
Warm tartan plaids, evergreen accents, twinkling lights, and rich cabin colors give the design a cozy holiday feeling, while the genealogy theme makes it perfect for enjoying all winter long and beyond.
It makes a memorable gift for genealogists, ancestry researchers, family historians, family-tree enthusiasts, history lovers, moms, grandmothers, aunts, or anyone who considers searching old records a perfectly reasonable way to spend an entire evening.
Perfect for Christmas, birthdays, retirement, Mother's Day, genealogy-club gifts, or simply curling up on the couch for another trip down the family-history rabbit hole.
Available in cozy blanket sizes including 50" × 60" and 60" × 80", making it a fun statement piece for a sofa, reading chair, bedroom, or genealogy research nook.
Warm blanket. Hot drink. Dead relatives. Weekend plans sorted. 🧣☕🔎
Product features
- 100% polyester thick fleece (14.1 oz/yd²; 480 g/m²) for durable, quick-drying warmth
- Hemmed edges and sewn-in label for long-lasting construction
- Plush, soft both sides—thick and fluffy hand-feel
Care instructions
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
| 50" × 60" | 60" × 80" | |
|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 50.00 | 60.00 |
| Length, in | 60.00 | 80.00 |
| Thickness, in | 0.39 | 0.39 |
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Hemmed edges
The product is sewn around the edges, making it durable and long-lasting
Thick and soft to the touch
This blanket is soft to the touch making it extra comfortable. The polyester fabric is thick and fluffy on both sides.
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
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